Tanya O'Debra

...a haven for tender artistic feelings... ...a refuge for tears to be shead... ...poetry... ...suicide...

Saturday, March 31, 2007

...for poo the bell tolls...

12/13/06 6:38pm
Skinny and pathetic. Why do I even bother?

12/14/06 10:15am
My period comes but once a month, and it invariably leaves behind a shining example of the effects of menstruation on the bowels. Shocking. Not just the size, which in and of itself was incredible, but the speed with which this brown leviathan shot out of my body. Curled at the bottom, it stuck out of the water by two inches. Noteworthy indeed.

1/8/07 1:16pm
Very sharp. Like Oscar Wilde.

1/31/07 8:51am
Shaped like a lightning rod. The Gods have spoken.

3/16/07
Wily. Possible commitment issues. A painful experience.

Friday, March 16, 2007

...poonut butter and jelly...

11/30/06 7:16pm
One tiny pebble follwed by one large, smooth, robust stone. Oblong and almost cylindrical except for what looked like a rose on top.

12/2/06 11:02am
Forceful, aggressive and slightly bloody. Like an abusive husband, it wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

12/3/06 5:07pm
Soft, dark and fragrant. Limp and melancholy. Reminiscent of Katie Holmes.

12/9/06 afternoon?
Upon waking up, I knew that today would be the day, and I heard a loud, brown thump at my backdoor. With the toilet broken at home, I was thrilled to have some alone time in the office upstairs at work. Masterful. Some of my best work to date. A fine specimen.