Tanya O'Debra

...a haven for tender artistic feelings... ...a refuge for tears to be shead... ...poetry... ...suicide...

Monday, July 18, 2005

...my pussy looks like raw hamburger...

In my dreams!

So, wow. Passions is back! Finally, Tabitha and Endora graced the TV screen this week, acompanied by none other than Edna Wallace! Apparently Edna is guarded by angels, so she's blackmailing Tabitha and Endora, because she knows they are witches. She's forced them to give her a whole new look, restore her hearing, and erradicate her incontinence. Plus she made them rustle up two shirtless hunks to be her new boy toys! You go, girl!

Beth Wallace is on a private jet to Canada with Sheridan and Luis' son, Marty. Sheridan has vowed never to forgive Luis for not believing that she was Marty's real mother. Luis has promised to roam the earth until he gets Marty back so that he, Sheridan and Marty can all be a family again. Sheridan says that she'll never take Luis back, because he's clearly still in love with Beth. Beth gave them a taunting phone call today, wherein she claimed that she would also get Luis back, too. So many people wanting each other back.

Jessica Bennet was out hooking for her new boyfriend/pimp, Spike. Her father, Sam Bennet, accompanied by Ethan and Noah, found her walking the streets with a new "John". They whisked Jessica away and promised to take her home and then take her on vacation. Then Spike showed up and they got into a huge brawl that the police had to break up. Jessica claimed that her father and brothers attacked her, so they got arrested. Jessica seemed to be having her doubts about having her father and brothers arrested and she expressed them to Spike, who then told her that she would feel better after licking a two inch rectangle of paper with two giant yellow happy faces on it that we can only assume was LSD. Spike and Jessica went to the police station and Jessica insisted that she wanted to press charges against her father and brothers, which must have been a side affect of her acid trip. It sure was a bitter pill to swallow for Sam, who is the former Chief of Police!

I cannot express how happy I was to see Tabitha and her sweet daughter Endora today. They light up my life. Thank you Passions. Thank you for not letting me down this week. You're the only thing I've got left.

Help me.

1 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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